Sunday, December 27, 2009


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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Ghetto people govern yourselves accordingly!

So, my kid got an invitation to attend a girl at her daycare's birthday party. My kid is always saying this little girl is her best friend so I decide that she can go. I go to RSVP as the invitation states and when I call the first number listed it says "we ain't here, call back." Okay so of course I don't leave a message. I call the second number and leave a message with a nice young lady that I was bringing my daughter to the party. She was like great and I hung up. I get a call at 11pm last night and it's a private call. When I answer off the flip this lady starts with the attitude "who is dis", so I'm like excuse me! She goes "who is dis, you called me!" In my mind I'm starting to get really nigga with it but I remained calm because it's got to be a wrong number. I say "Nooo, you just called me. Who is this?" She was like you called me earlier, so I asked her name. When she told me I remembered calling the lady with the terrible answering machine message with that name. So, I tell her I'm (blanks) mom and I was just RSVP'ing for (blanks) party. She totally flips the script on me and says "ohhhhh, okay. yeah that's my grandbaby. It's a skate party on Saturday it should be fun." So I'm totally confused now because just a second ago you had the voice like you was gonna beat my ass for calling you. So I told I changed my mind. I was gonna bring my daughter but I'm not now and I will send a present with my daughter to daycare for (blank).

There is no way in hell I am letting my daughter go to this party now. There are so many levels of disrespect in this conversation I don't know where to start.

Am I wrong for not letting my daughter go to the party because the grandma ain't go no damn sense? Now I have devastated my daughter and the little girl by not letting her go to the party.

What do I do?

Friday, December 18, 2009

Can I just say this about Tiger Woods

Can I just say that I don't give two cows in a field about Tiger Woods. How many people have we found this year that where cheating on their wives. Money doesn't make anything perfect. It's not a damn surprise to me. You know what I say to Tiger..."Got's to be more careful" that's what I say. If he did have all those women then he probably needs to be on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew. Stop digging all in someone else's life and dig in your own. What would people be surprised to know about your relationship with your spouse/mate? Ummmm hummmmmm!!!!! That's what I thought. Spend time covering up your own skeletons and stop trying to get the tell all because what would you say in your tell all.

Leave Tiger Woods alone.

On to more pressing issues.

My obsession of the week are North Face Jackets. I hope that Santa brings me one just like the one in the picture or any one in black for that matter.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Ain't nobody adjusted your damn seat!

Why do you always see big people in small cars? If I see one more plus sized person crawl their behind out of a damn Aspire, Geo Metro or Cavalier I am just going to scream. I know that the size of your body doesn't determine the size of your pocket or your credit status, but if you stopped buying at least 3 value meals a week that will add up and afford you to buy a bigger dang car. I know you gotta be crowded in there. I'm just trying to help you out. I mean I know that I'm not Lindsay Lohan skinny but I also can fit in my car proportionately. You doing all that damn scooting just to get out the car Respusia Latimore. Just buy a bigger car. An SUV is a multi-purpose vehicle and they make affordable SUV. Ain't nobody say you gotta go out and buy a Tahoe or an Escalade but you can at least get a Saturn Vue or something.

This blog is just an observation of what I saw earlier at the gas station. It made me think and I had to weigh in on it. (no pun intended)

I don't mean to offend anyone but these are the kinds of thoughts that sometimes run through my head.

Monday, November 16, 2009


How the hell are you gonna just come and try and befriend my group just so you can jack us for our table!!!!! I tell ya white people will do anything to you and right in front of your face!!! We were here first and you gonna come and sit down and start talking to us and then just move your damn group in on my groups damn table. WTF!!!!! People know that they are bold. Why do people feel entitled to do what they want when they want to. That is not the way things are. That is why people have laws to keep order when there is chaos. I'm gonna start some damn chaos up in this library if someone else tries to move me out of my spot. It's about to be a problem.

And another thing. (This one is my personal soap box) Don't keep calling me asking me questions about when I'm gonna be home because you want to do x,y & z. I will get there when I get there. Just stop calling me. I don't hound you when you are gone. I mean geesh.

I'm gonna write a book. Be on the look out.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

"Hatin" the new black

Do you ever feel like there are people out there blocking your blessing? I feel like I come across at least one person a day that is genuinely not happy for what I'm trying to do. I am just trying to get by just like the next man. Now, it is soooo not my fault that my definition of getting by is purchasing furniture from Macy's and not Ikea or Craigslist. Maybe you should think about stepping YOUR game up.

Why would someone rather see you unhappy and poor, than to see you prosperous and well off?

Is "hating" a virus like the flu that gets a hold of you and you can't shake it? Or better yet is "hating" the new black?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

What I can't stand

I can't stand people that think they know everything. I can't stand people that are always talking about they damn kids (ex. the sun is really bright today. Oh, my Timmy is bright too.) Shut that mess up. I can't stand a hypocrite. I can't stand a liar. I can't stand people who get the extra value meal with super sized fries and extra hamburger and a DIET soda. What's the damn point?! You are not gonna NOT have a heart attack because you had a diet soda. I can't stand people who act like they lives are so busy but you don't have a job, you don't volunteer, you don't have a hustle or anything else going on. What are you so damn busy doing then? I can't stand people that change lanes on the freeway when there is nobody in front of or around them, but you are coming up on them doing 80 and they get in your lane. You are not preventing the accident by getting in my way. You are now the cause of the accident. I can't stand when people ask you to do something and expect you to jump right at it, but when you ask them to do something they take their slow ass time to do it. I can't stand people who think they are the stuff just because they have a college degree or a Master's degree but they can't tell when to use the work SPECIFIC as opposed to PACIFIC in a damn sentence. I can't stand when people invite you to their party but you haven't seen or heard from that person in a year just so they can get an extra present. Get real! I'm not gonna show up. I mean come on now, seriously.

What can't you stand?

Monday, November 9, 2009


Why is that men can do whatever the heck they please, but the minute a woman does what she wants she is cheating and now the man wants to start contemplating shit. This makes absolutely no sense to me. I don't question you when you been out all damn night and you don't come in until 4 or 5 am. But when I say I'm going to my friends house for a little bit I get the "what y'all gonna be doing" question at least six times before I'm out the door. Then the next morning you don't wanna give me the cold shoulder. Why you gotta be a happiness blocker. I don't try and block your happiness, I try and promote your happiness. Why can't you do the same for me?

I mean damn!!!!!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

How triflin.....

How nasty and trifling are you that you are driving down the freeway brushing your damn teeth. You didn't have enough time to do that at home before you left the house. So, it you didn't have time to do that what else didn't you have time to do.....wash your ass maybe. Hummmmmm! That is just nasty. This is for you mister in the silver Versa I saw yesterday brushing your nasty damn teeth on 70. Newsflash if you were gonna be late, you would have still been late if you had of taken the time to wash your behind and brush your teeth at home. Now whoever you are gonna go meet has to shake your nasty toothpaste crusted hand. And another thing, if you are dipping your toothbrush in a cup of water you are just putting the same nasty critters you scrapped off your teeth in that water and putting them back on your teeth. That is just disgusting.

Please people, hygiene first but take care of that at home before you leave the house damn it.

Just triflin' and nasty!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

I wonder

I wonder what it's like to have people jocking you all the time. They just be on Facebook waiting for you to put up a new post so they can be the first one to comment. It must be nice to have so many followers at all times. Do you just need the validation of having all these people wait for your every word like it's Bible?

It must be nice, but don't you get tired of it? I mean all these people are not responding with the most intelligent remarks. So, don't you wish that you had some REAL people to talk to instead of the robots who are trained to follow your every move.

I guess that's wait Arsenio was talking about when he said "things that make you go, hmmmmm".

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Page 32

How are you gonna be so damn insensitive. People make me so stinking sick that they only think of themselves, then don't tell them that and they jump all defensive. I am gonna start reading people their rights in the 4th quarter of 2009 and every day going forward. I break my neck to do your ass a favor and then you got the nerve to tell me I'm tripping. Are you freaking serious?

How about here is the deal...get your ish together before you step up to this plate. You are only acting that way because I busted you out and put your ish on front street for you to view it like you're at a damn garage sale. The only thing you need to pick up is a reality check. How are you gonna feel when your car runs out of gas and you don't have AAA to pick you up anymore.

I am not going to be anybody's insurance company anymore. Your policy has lapsed! Everybody is getting their rights read if you step out of line from here on out.

It's about to get messy!

Monday, November 2, 2009

I'm in love with the truth

I love the fact when you tell people the truth and then someone comes along and validates your truth. It just leaves people with egg all on their damn face. The truth gives people a reason to hate you. I have no reason to lie about anything because my truth is good enough to make that look I want to see come across your face and make you want to leave the room in disgust.

This one is for all the haters out there whose truth isn't good enough to to halt the masses. That just means you need to step your game up and get on another level of reality.

Don't try to front me out because you WILL be picking your face up off the ground.

As my friend Mel would say.......Good Day and Good Night!

Friday, October 30, 2009

It's gonna get better

I am feeling a little down and out today. I just kind of feel like I am shuffling through the BS and waiting on life to get better. When is the better going to come. The better job, the better car, the better finances, the better relationship, the better damn everything!

Maybe it's the never ending rain that's making me feel this way. But whenever I feel like I am taking two steps ahead I always get a reality check that is actually fifteen steps back.

I'm gonna try and take my own advice and stay positive. I'm not gonna let the devil steal my joy!

I'm glad church is in a couple days because I need a Jesus pick me up right now.

Have a safe and Happy Halloween and a great weekend.

Talk to you on Monday.

Thursday, October 29, 2009


I had to stop and get gas this morning before I went to work and there was this terrible looking crackhead in front of me. The thing about St. Louis that sucks is that you can literally be separated by one block from a bad part and a good part. My side of the subdivision is really quite but if you go up a couple blocks, ummmm not so much. So it was not shocking for me to see the crackhead in the QuikTrip, but did she have to have all that lint and leaves in her wig. And, her lips was all ashy like Tyrone the crackhead on the Dave Chappelle Show. I wanted to tell her that Joe Rogan was down the street. lol!

Okay and she was buying beer at 8:45 am and was on a cell phone. Who was she talking to? Do other crackheads be up that early too? And do other crackheads have cell phones also? We have really moved to an all technology world when a crackhead needs they cell phone to make calls instead of selling it for a few dollars. Then when she turned around she had the nerve to look me up and down like I was bothering her. I was just standing there waiting my turn to get my $2 on pump 2! lmao! I know she shamed!

This story is the main reason I have to leave St. Louis. I need to move somewhere where the gentrification is separated by directions not blocks. Like all the rich black people on the West side and all the white people live on the North side, etc. St. Louis is turning into 8 mile, where the poverty line is drawn by the abandoned, burnt down house.

This is just ridiculous and unnecessary.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Let's set the record straight....

For the record not all black people are ghetto. Why do we always have to be classified as that one lady they chose to speak to on the news with the shower cap and the three teeth. There are many of us that are very well educated and conduct ourselves like upstanding citizens of the law. There is no need for you to look at me sideways when you see me coming in your direction. How do I know that you aren't gonna try and do something to me Mr. Latino, Asian, Indian or White man. You are the reason I carry a knife in my purse because I don't know if you are gonna try and set it off on me like Larenz Tate did in Dead Presidents.

And another thing. Just because you see me in the Walmart does not mean I am anything like that bleached blond check out lady with the gold tooth on the side of her mouth. She may be popping her gum and telling the other cashier how she gonna drop it like it's hot at the club tonight but that doesn't mean I am going to be doing the same thing. Please don't stereotype me or anyone else because you are only showing your ignorance. I don't think that all White people live in trailers and park their cars on their front lawn, and not all Mexicans pile in the same car to get somewhere, and not every Arab owns a damn gas station either.

So for the record....not ALL black people are the hot ghetto mess you see in the Walmart or on the news. Many of us are probably more educated than you are.

Disclaimer: This is the opinion of one person...myself. I based this off of experiences I have encountered in my life. I was not talking to one person in specific so please do not take offense. But if you do, then I was probably talking about you!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The black Betty Crocker is in the building.

I am about as broke as they come right now, and I had to go to the store yesterday and get dinner to last us til Friday on $20. Okay, so I'm thinking to myself "how the hell are you going to pull this one off?" Luckily for me I remembered some of my white people inspirational tips about grocery shopping on a budget. I looked at what we had in the pantry and the freezer and came out the store with dinner for 4 days and only spent $19.67. Now tell me that ain't fly. And we ain't eating like Hamburger Helper either. We are have Shrimp Creole, Chicken Fettuccine, Beef Stroganoff, and Beef & Noodles (not necessarily in that order). That's four days worth of meals without a repeat except for lunch. And Farrakhan said that white people weren't useful. (Just kidding white people, don't be mad, I love y'all.)

I am the black Betty Crocker (or as I refer to myself, the BBC)! LOL! And we are having chocolate chip cookies for dessert one night too.

If you need a hook up on recession proof meal ideas...I'm ya girl!

Monday, October 26, 2009

I love my QUEENS!!!!!

This blog is the beginning of putting my own ideals on the minds of millions. I have always been criticized because I always say what everybody is already thinking. I am not going to be afraid to speak my mind in order to appear PC (politically correct). Let's get started.

Okay, so I went to a wedding this weekend and it was really nice. Just your average couple professing their love to one another. It was great. NOW, the highlight of the wedding was the bride's son. I have only met him a few times but he is great and about as flaming as they come. (He makes me want to a better woman. Like just being born a woman isn't enough. I got to step up my game when it comes to him) BAAABBBBBY, when I say they played Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and the part about doing the Naomi Campbell walk came on and he strutted up the aisle and put every woman in that place to shame. I mean he was giving it to them, gave to them and gettin' it something serious honey.

I don't care what anybody say, everybody loves a Queen. Whether they are putting on a show, rocking a better make up and full lace application than me or just giving you that look like "OHHHHH, baby I wish you would". Don't be offended when you see a queen. They are just being them, like you are just being you.

I love my QUEENS!!!!!